Red Bull Tastes Like Piss!
July 15, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Well…well…well…what do we have here? Actually, not much. Lindsay Lohan partied at Pure last night surrounded by cans and cans of Red Bull and strangely, no booze. I don't care if it gives you a high, that shit is nasty! And any amount of Vodka doesn't change that fact.
Lindsay sat in a VIP section and it looks like she chain-smoked most of the night.
She was also chatting with some fugly fug chick in a red dress. That woman looks like she's had five too many nose jobs. Can you say coke nose?! But, I'm sure she was just born with a nose that looks like it was pinched to hell with pliers.
I can't get over that woman! I'm guessing she was doing lines off of Lohan's firecrotch by 5am. SUCIO!
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