Own a Piece of History…..Or Something

 

Some foolio is selling pieces of Lindsay Lohan's torn up Mercedes on eBay . They claim they picked up these little gems right before the scene was cleared up. The bid is up to $100.

 

Their description is rich:

 

THE HISTORIC DOWNFALL OF HOLLYWOOD'S STARLETS IS CLEARLY UPON US.  FIRST, PARIS HILTON IS GIVEN JAIL TIME AND NOW LINDSAY'S

ACCIDENT MAY MARK THE END OF INNOCENCE & LUCK OF HOLLYWOOD'S YOUNG, RICH & FAMOUS… THIS LATEST INCIDENT SIGNIFIES ALOT

FOR THE HARD PARTYING ACTRESS.  NOT ONLY WAS LINDSAY SUSPECTED OF DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE, BUT SHE IS UNDER

THE LEGAL DRINKING AGE, AND ALSO FLED FROM THE SCENE OF THE ACCIDENT. 

UP FOR AUCTION ARE 100% AUTHENTIC GUARANTEED PIECES & PARTS OF ACTRESS LINDSAY LOHAN'S Mercedes SL 65 AMG black convertible

RECOVERED FROM THE SCENE OF THE ACCIDENT ON THE NORTHWEST CORNER OF SUNSET BLVD. AND FOOTHILL DR. IN BEVERLY HILLS, CA.

LINDSAY LOST CONTROL OF HER CAR IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS OF MAY 26TH, 2007, VEERED OFF ON FOOTHILL DR. , JUMPED THE CURB, AND

ULTIMATELY CRASHED INTO THE HEDGES OF THE PROPERTY!!!  BEFORE THE SCENE WAS COMPLETELY CLEANED UP, WE RECOVERED THESE REMAINING  FRAGMENTS OF HER CAR, INCLUDING THE FRONT LIGHTS AND PARTS OF THE BODY.   THE WINNING BIDDER WILL RECEIVE A SWORN WRITTEN, & SIGNED STATEMENT TO THE EXACT

ACCOUNTS AND  CLAIMS STATED ABOVE FROM THE PERSON WHO RECOVERED THESE ITEMS FROM THE SCENE.

It's so one of her friends. I'm surprised it doesn't say $100 or an 8-ball. What the hell would you even do with this trash? Put it in a shadowbox and hang it over your dining room table? Actually, there's probably coke residue on it. Those crackheads think it's really cool to snort their shit on all sorts of places, so it wouldn't surprise me that they snorted it off the headlight.

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