This Should Be Illegal

December 6, 2006 / Posted by:

Parasite Hilton has confessed that she wants to have children. She said that hanging out with Britney Spears put the maternal instinct in her. I don’t think there’s room for anything maternal in that skank’s body.

She said, “It’s been my dream to have four babies by 30. I look after animals, so I’d have a lot to give my kids.”

She looks after her animals?! Does she mean the crabs living in her twat, because ho does not take care of her animals! She leaves them places and starves them to death! I mean poor Tinkerbell send smoke signals everyday to get out of that dump!

Seriously, the courts should ban this piece of trash from ever reproducing! I still have faith in our justice system. But we might not have anything to worry about. I’m sure her vagina is so toxic that it will kill any living thing that goes in.


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