Sean Spicer will not be appearing on Dancing With The Stars as was previously speculated. If you were hoping to see Spicy decked out in tight sequined pants taking his podium for a spin on the dance floor, cheek to mic in a passionate and fiery paso doble, sorry, that dream is canceled.
Anthony Scaramucci is the stuff from which legends are born. Like a greasy comet that oozed across the sky leaving a tail of Drakkar Noir and Frappuccino foam, he passed through our solar system and was gone before we knew what had happened.
You’d have thought that turning in his resignation and getting the fuck out of dodge would bring Sean Spicer some much needed peace and a break from the blaring media scrutiny. Sadly, it seems that his petty behavior is following him out the door.