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Open Post: Hosted By Miley Cyrus’s Incredible Disappearing Top On New Year’s Eve

January 2, 2022 / Posted by:

2021 has officially drawn to a close whether you liked it or not (if you liked 2021, please kindly remove yourself). And as humans are creatures of habit and ritual, we decided to signal the start of a new Gregorian year by getting drunk in our living rooms while watching celebrities get drunk in much fancier settings. While hosting “Miley’s New Year’s Eve Party” in Miami, Miley Cyrus experienced a “wardrobe malfunction” (read: her top fell off) during a rendition of perennial classic “Party in the USA.” We couldn’t end the year without at least one incident featuring a famous person on live TV. It’s tradition, after all!

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