Phil Collin’s Ex-Wife Orianne Cevey Is Getting A Divorce From Her New Husband Who Was An Escort

If you should see Andy Cohen today, please give him his space. He is surely in deep mourning after learning that Phil Collins’ ex-wife Orianne Cevey is getting a divorce from her husband of just over a year, Thomas Bates, who she secretly married in Las Vegas while she and Phil were still together. Yet Andy missed his opportunity to cast Orianne in the reboot of Real Housewives of Miami last year. According to Page Six, Orianne and Tom’s love “turned sour” after Phil successfully had them removed from his mansion, where they had been squatting ever since Orianne moved him in, following their wedding while Phil was away on tour. So to learn today from court papers pertaining to her divorce, that Orianne ordered Tom through an escort service and he’s now accusing her of threatening to chop his dick off, must be devastating for Andy. You can’t script that kind of drama! It has to fall from the sky like manna from heaven, and Andy’s over here sitting high and dry. Oh well, you snooze, you lose! And nobody snoozes on Orianne unless they want to see their dick in a jar being auctioned off to the highest bidder!

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