Category: Off The Dick

Linda Hamilton Has Been Celibate For At Least 15 Years, And Loves It

September 4, 2019 / Posted by:

It’s been 28 years since Linda Hamilton has slid her muscled-up arms into the arm holes of a tank to play Sarah Conner, and she did it for the third time for Terminator: Dark Fate, which is out in November. To promote her grand return to Sarah Conner, Linda talked to The New York Times, and pretty much told them that when the genitals of her last fuck partner said, “I’ll be back,” she said, “Don’t bother, bitch.” That was 15 years ago.

If you’re a dick-hungry ho like me, who gets his oxygen from a peen, then you might be shedding a tear for Linda’s cooze, but don’t. Because Linda’s coochie isn’t exactly staring at the window, softly singing Diana Ross’ Missing You to sex.

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