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Prosecutors Want To Include More Brain-Melting Abuse Allegations In R. Kelly’s Upcoming Trial
As corroded Madball from the Ninth Circle, Harvey Weinstein, faces new sexual assault charges in Los Angeles, his alleged fellow predator, R. Kelly, has been hit with more horrible allegations that’ll make you reach for the desktop file marked: Palate-Cleansing Puppy Videos. CNN says that prosecutors filed documents on Friday, asking the court to let them include more evidence of bribery and sexual abuse in R. Kelly’s sex trafficking trial, which will begin next month in Brooklyn. The new evidence includes allegations that R. Kelly sexually abused a 17-year-old boy he met at a McDonald’s in Chicago in 2006. Well, if I had to tag myself in the court sketch above, I’d either be the judge’s barfy oh no face or the woman with the point-free exclamation brows who is looking down like, “Not this again…”