Jennifer Aniston Update: She’s In A Peaceful Place!

Excuse me, she’s in a really peaceful place. Where is this really peaceful place that Jennifer Aniston is currently chilling out in, you may ask? I would assume the coordinates of said place would be: latitude 22.890533, longitude -109.916740, aka the GPS location of Cabo San Lucas. Despite the swimsuit, this isn’t an episode of Where in Mexico is Jennifer Aniston? (although she does look as good in red as Carmen Sandiego). Jennifer Aniston is talking metaphorically. As in, tabloids can officially stop printing headlines about sad, lonely, heartbroken, waiting-by-the-phone-for-Brad, pillow-covered-in-tears Jen, because she’s very content in her life at the moment.

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