Open Post: Hosted By Rita Ora Performing At Mother Theresa’s Canonization

Mother Theresa officially became a saint today, to the surprise of no one and the side-eye of many. I had no idea that Mama T was so problematic. You learn things while celebrity gossip blogging! To complicate matters further, the mayoress of Whoville was brought in to perform at the “You’re a saint now, Terry!” concert. Er, why? It turns out that Mother Theresa and Rita Ora share an Albanian heritage. Also, Rita though this would be the nuts on her Instagram. I kid.

Ms. Ora went with a “professional mourner competing on Dancing With The Stars” look for her performance.

Is it bad that I’m feeling Rita’s The Mother Theresa Is Officially Saintly Now Show co-host, Albanian professional football player Lorik Cana? You’re not supposed to have sexy feelings for dudes in church, right? Wait, I’m not physically in church. I’m fine, right?

Check out Rita Ora performing “What Child Is This” backed by the Kosovo Philharmonic Orchestra from the Papal Basilica of Saint Paul Outside the Walls in Rome below.