Category: Melanie B
When You’re Feeling Sad and Low
April 23, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
A Spice Girls' reunion of sorts went down this past weekend for the christening of Geri's daughter, Bluebell Madonna aka Blueballs. Melanie C aka Sport, Emma Bunton aka Baby and Vicky Beckham aka Posh all came in support of their former girl group mate.
Scary Spice aka Melanie B was in Los Angeles with her own new tot and couldn't make it. Posh was named as the baby's Godmother.
They all look really amazing. Geri got her body back fast and Melanie C doesn't look like a major dyke. Beauty all around!
Source: Daily Mail
Fortuna Daphne Bay?!
April 6, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Scary Spice did not named her daughter Fortuna?! According to The Mirror she did. Fortuna Daphne Bay has a sister named Phoenix Chai. Daphne Bay sounds like a housing community, but FORTUNA?!
That sounds like a fugly, mole-faced, fat-asses Opera singer! Poor baby ho.
I hope Eddie Murphy uses his gay sensibilities to change that name if he's the daddy.
Vintage Scary Spice
April 5, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
I knew homegirl was not strictly dickly! No wonder she was Eddie's beard!
Source: YBF
Scary Spice Welcomes a Baby Girl!
April 3, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Scary Spice aka Melanie Brown gave birth to a baby girl just after midnight today at Saint John's Hospital in Santa Monica, CA. The girl's name is unknown, but she came in at 5 lb., 4 oz.
The paternity of the baby is still not known. Melanie says that Eddie Murphy is the baby daddy, but he denies it. It's his Birthday today too. Hmm….
Eddie said he would take a paternity test and if the kid is his, he will face his responsibilities.
I wonder what she's going to name this one. Her other kid is named Phoenix Chi. I mean that sounds like a Starbucks beverage.
Scary Enjoys the Champs at Her Baby Shower!!
March 17, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Scary Spice had my kind of baby shower this past week. Screw that “guess the melted candy bar in the diaper” crap! Scary had strippers in Beverly Hills. She’s due to have the baby any day now. She claims it’s Eddie Murphy’s and he claims it isn’t.
Scary also enjoyed a glass of champs even though she’s due any minute. I guess that’s ok, right? I’m no doctor.
Ewww, that stripper is nasty. He needs a breast lift.
Cyclops Spice
March 14, 2007 / Posted by: Michael K
Scary Spice is 8-months pregnant and looking it. She was caught strolling around Beverly Hills yesterday. Beverly Hills?! Bitch looks like she just got up and is walking from her campsite to the public bathroom. Not a good look.