Jeff Bezos Is Getting Divorced (PS He’s Worth A Reported $137 BILLION)

In “FUCK! I Wish I Was MacKenzie Bezos” news, TMZ is reporting that Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos and his wife MacKenzie are getting divorced after 25 years of marriage. The two met in the early 90s after Jeff interviewed MacKenzie for a job, and were married 6 months later. In a true rags to riches story (or more like riches to richer to RICHEST), the two quit working on Wall Street and Jeff started an online bookstore in his garage which would later become the cursed site that people max their credit cards on from buying stupid shit while drunk.

The couple had been in a “trial separation” for a while and then decided to really say, “Alexa, we want a divorce.” Jeff is assuring us all that this is as amicable a divorce as a divorce can be but like, if Mandy Moore can’t get out of a divorce without a bit of drama, I seriously doubt that the richest man in the world will.

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