E.L. James’ “The Mister” Is Going To Be A Movie

E.L. James, the lady behind the Fifty Shades books, probably earns another $100K every time she writes the word “quivering,” and here I am doing it for peanuts. Big, bulging, quivering peanuts, but peanuts all the same. According to Celebrity Net Worth, E.L. ‘s quivered her way to a $150 million fortune. And that was in 2018 before the release of her latest best-seller, The Mister, which to my surprise is NOT about a sophisticated aristocrat who slums it during the summer months by running around various theme parks and with a squirt bottle and a raging boner. No, it’s about a sophisticated aristocrat who slums it during the summer months by running around with “his Albanian housekeeper, unaware that she is on the run from human traffickers” and a raging boner. And according to Variety, soon The Mister‘s protagonist Maxim Trevelyan’s quivering member will be coming to/in/on a movie theater near you.

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