Make It Stop: A New Houston Estate Produced Whitney Houston Biopic Is In The Works

April 23, 2020 / Posted by:

What we don’t need is for the screenwriter who failed to include Freddie Mercury’s coke dwarf in Bohemian Rhapsody, teaming up with the hologram peddling Houston Estate and Clive fucking Davis to bring us yet another movie about Whitney Houston only this time with the added insult of some poor actress trying to play her. But we’re getting it anyway. 2020 hates us for real.

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Whitney Houston’s Estate Wants To Send Her Out On Tour As A Hologram With New Music

May 20, 2019 / Posted by:

When Britney Spears needed it the most, a hero came to her defense. Now, despite the fact she’s been dead for 7 long years, Whitney Houston needs her own Chris Crocker and I’m about ready to to go lie in bed with my phone and record myself ugly crying while I scream, “LEAVE WHITNEY ALONE!

Rolling Stone is reporting that Whitney’s estate is planning on releasing a new album, and sending Whitney out on tour in the form of a mother fucking hologram. I will not, and I cannot, stand for this level of disrespect. I’ve just ordered a ringer T-shirt and sheets to match for my upcoming viral video demanding that somebody put a stop to this blasphemy.

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