Category: I Drank What?
Open Post: Hosted By Red Lobster’s New “Dew Garita”
September 17, 2020 / Posted by: Mieka
These past few months have been so terrible that I would consider trying a little sip of antifreeze just so I could feel something other than constant dread, despair, and rage so you bet your ass I’d be willing to chug down one of Red Lobster’s latest concoctions which just so happens to resemble antifreeze. Introducing the Dew Garita! What’s in it you ask? Well, it’s pretty obvious— Mountain Dew and Garita!