Open Post: Hosted By Red Lobster’s New “Dew Garita”

September 17, 2020 / Posted by: Mieka

These past few months have been so terrible that I would consider trying a little sip of antifreeze just so I could feel something other than constant dread, despair, and rage so you bet your ass I’d be willing to chug down one of Red Lobster’s latest concoctions which just so happens to resemble antifreeze. Introducing the Dew Garita! What’s in it you ask? Well, it’s pretty obvious— Mountain Dew and Garita!

Drew Reports News reports the news:

Red Lobster and PepsiCo, Inc. are teaming up to produce amazing brand-new method to delight in great seafood together with the excellent taste and range of PepsiCo items. The duo will utilize their iconic food and drink brands to create a range of craveable brand-new menu items, starting with the DEW Garita, the very first official MTN DEW mixed drink.

The DEW Garita pairs perfectly with Red Lobster’s iconic Cheddar Bay Biscuits. Used a top-secret receipe, the refreshingly fun mixed drink will start rolling out at Red Lobster dining establishments in September and will be readily available nationwide by the end of 2020. The Red Lobster and PepsiCo innovation groups are likewise collaborating to utilize iconic PepsiCo brand names throughout the Frito-Lay and Quake line of items to co-create tasty menu products.

Frankly, just about any potable liquid pairs perfectly with Cheddar Bay Biscuits in that to eat them without lubrication poses a serious choking hazard. But maybe the Dew Garita (why they didn’t go with the much more elegant sounding “Dew-Rita” is beyond me) shares some of the pipe unclogging properties as liquid Drano.

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Thrillist reports that Red Lobster’s announcement coyly states it’s “a top-secret recipe,” meaning you are taking your chances if you order it. Looks like it could be Mountain Dew mixed with a splash of chartreuse, garnished with a squeeze of lime and radium seeds. It could cure your cancer or give you cancer! It’s anybody’s guess! It’s the perfect drink for 2020. If your hair starts falling out, just chalk it up to stress and order another round.

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Tags: I Drank What?, Open Post

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