Category: Hilary Swank

Hilary Swank Had A Growth Removed

September 18, 2008 / Posted by:

Hilary Swank went to the hospital to get her peen some kind of growth removed off of some part of her body and her manager wants us to know about it. The growth he’s talking about is not Chad Lowe.

Her manager told People that she started “experiencing some discomfort and went to see her doctor, who prescribed an immediate course of action that included a brief hospitalization to remove a small, benign growth. Her condition has been resolved and there are no continuing health issues, with the exception of some short-term rest and recuperation.”

Okay, but is her poop banana-shaped? Because that’s important!

I’m was curious to know what kind of “growth” Hilary had removed, so I decided to google “benign growth” and I really wish I didn’t. Don’t look at the things I’ve just seen. Don’t click here. And if you do, don’t look at the second one.

Hopefully, while Hilary was in the hospital they operated on her hair too.


Boy In A Dress

January 22, 2008 / Posted by:

Hilary Swank is my favorite pony. I love her and everything she does. Her portrayal of Brandon Teena changed my life. I mean the scene where she’s stuffing her crotch….amazing. Anyway, it looks like she’s still playing Brandon Teena. Who the hell told her this dress looked hot? Kill that bitch, Hils! They lied to you. My titties would look bigger in that dress.

Here’s Hils with Giorgio Armani at the Armani Prive show in Paris yesterday.

Brandon Teena forever!


Hot Dude

December 11, 2007 / Posted by:
Hilary Swank is one hot looking dude. I'm not even joking. If she had a dick, I'd be all up on that. She'll always be Brandon Teena to me. Wank to Swank!
Here's Hilary Swank on January's W Magazine.
Photo: Steven Klein

Use The Finger!

December 10, 2007 / Posted by:
Jeffrey Dean Morgan had his hand all over Gerald Butler's ass at the "P.S. I Love You" premiere last night. Gerry returned the favor by grabbing Jeffrey's ass. If you're going to grab it, GRAB IT. Use the knuckle. Damn. I'd be bouncing on that shit. Gerry later joked to People Magazine, "Jeffrey Dean Morgan rubbing my ass, yeah that's about as good as it gets!"
Better than Hilary rubbing your ass, I'm sure. Oh those straight men. Easily amused. Me too.
Wireimage , Wenn
Thanks Lola

Horsey Swank Looking Gorgeous In Paper Mache

December 10, 2007 / Posted by:
Hilary Swank looked like a singed swan at the premiere of "P.S. I Love You" in Los Angeles last night. It looks like a little Goth kid's paper mache project.
I still like her though. I mean, she's the next Karate Kid? How can you hate her? I just want to feed her sugar cubes and ride off with her into the sunset.
P.S. – Your dress sucks, Hils. 

Don’t Pose With Demi

September 6, 2007 / Posted by:
Hilary Swank made the mistake of posing next to Demi Moore at the Miss Sixty show today in NYC. Beauty and the Beast! Seriously. I don't know what's going on with Demi Moore, but bitch is glowing. She can't act worth shit, but who cares when you look that hot. She made a pact with the devil, I swear.
Below are Maggie GyllenHAG, Hilary and Demi. You know Demi's telling Hilary, "Did you see GyllenHAG's lingerie photos? She's even fuglier than you! IMAGINE THAT!" 

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