Category: Future Members Of Mensa
Okay, So Nicki Minaj Didn’t Meet Her Registered Sex Offender Boo While Handing Out Free Turkeys For Thanksgiving
On Twitter, a rumor sprouted that Nicki Minaj met her latest man Kenneth Petty, who went to prison for attempted rape and shooting a man, while handing out free turkeys in Queens. But TMZ claims that while Nicki may currently be serving Kenny Petty some BPA-filled plastic turkey (read: her ass), she’s never given him a free turkey. They apparently first got together 20 years ago when Nicki was 16 and he was 20. That means Nicki started farting up hearts for him right after he got out of prison after serving a 4 year sentence for pulling a knife on a 16-year-old girl and trying to rape her. It’s nice to know that Nicki has always had impeccable taste in men.
Dear Women Of Color, Please Feel For This White Blonde Model And Her Highlight Struggles
Oh, women of color, I know that statistically you make less than everyone when it comes to the wage gap and regularly face racial discrimination in the workplace, among other things, but stop crying about that! Save your tears for this pretty blonde model who every month has to sit in a (probably fancy) chair in a (probably fancy) salon and (probably) sip champagne while getting her highlights done. The struggle IS getting highlights every month!
The Rosa Parks of pretty blonde models is Victoria’s Secret model Devon Windsor who is on E!’s “docu-series” Model Squad, which follows a bunch of models getting ready for the fall runway season. It may sound like a show that’s as riveting and thoughtful as E!’s other shows, and it truly is thanks to Devon Windsor turning it into an educational documentary that sheds light on the trials and tribulations of being blonde.