Is Heather Locklear Going to Play Tanya Turner?

Gabrielle Union has already been cast as Chardonnay Lane for the ABC pilot of “Football Wives.” The pilot is an American remake of the hit UK soap “Footballers Wives” revolving around the wives of football players. A little faggy told me that ABC and producer Bryan Singer have begged Heather Locklear to play the lead wife, Tanya Turner. The character of Tanya Turner was played in the UK version to perfection by Zoe Lucker. Seriously, this is one of the greatest TV roles of all-time.

First of all, Heather is too old. The character of Tanya is in her late 20s. Second of all, Heather isn’t good at playing crazy. If they cast Heather, this show will fail. The entire show is dependent on Tanya Turner. When the actress left the show during season 4, the ratings tanked and the show was cancelled. I know ABC loves Heather, but they need to leave her out of FB!

I was also told that the producers and network are thinking of changing the name to “The Wives.” I also heard that Denise Richards auditioned for both the role of Tanya Turner and Chardonnay Lane. Will Heather take the role just to spite Denise?

The pilot is set to shoot very soon with Bryan Singer (X-Men) at the helm. God, I hope they don’t eff up this classic.

Here’s some typica Tanya Turner for those of you that don’t know this hot piece.

Ca-Ca-Camel Toe!

Fantasia performed on BET’s 106 & Park yesterday. She’s got a new album out and isn’t afraid to let the camel toe do the work for her. Somebody tell Fanny that the jumpsuit isn’t her friend.

Fanny also spoke out AGAIN about not getting the Effie White role in Dreamgirls. She said, “Everyone wanted me for that role except the director,” she tells the mag. “But it wasn’t for me. I tried really hard. But I can’t even be mad. That role was for Jennifer Hudson . I feel like I was meant to win ‘American Idol.’ And I feel like J (Jennifer Hudson) was meant to play the Effie role.”

She’s lying. She’s mad.

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What’s Going On Here?

Fantasia opened for Jamie Foxx last night at NYC’s Madison Square Garden and by “opened” I mean brought a whole bunch of crazy. Fantasia can sing, but damn she looks like she broke out of her straitjacket and escaped from the mental hospital.

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Rumorz: Rose McGowan is a Coke Whore?

After I posted these unflattering pictures of Rose McGowan at the Golden Globes, a reader sent me in a little tip. Now this may or may not be true! It’s just rumor right now. JUST RUMOR. MIGHT BE LIES. DIRTY LIES.

My fiance works for a music act and hung out with Rose McGowan a few months ago. She is friends with the Street Drum Corps (who was opening for the band) and my fiance confirmed what you suspect. She is a major coke-whore, and was blowing lines all night long. She also looks like she’s had a bit of work done (lip injections anyone?), which is a shame because she was really hot.

I mean who in Hollyweird ISN’T a coke fiend? Probably, like four people and they are all most likely dealers. AGAIN, Rose McGowan could have never even looked at a drug in her life! EVER! She could be an innocent, beautiful girl! HAH.