Category: Errol Musk

Elon Musk’s Father, Errol Musk, Claims That A Company Asked Him To Donate His Sperm To Make More Elons

July 20, 2022 / Posted by:

Today in “Jesus Fucking Christ, How Do I Eternal Sunshine This Outta My Brain?!?”, 76-year-old Errol Musk, best known for inflicting Elon Musk upon the world and knocking up his 35-year-old stepdaughter twice, claims that a South American company has approached him to donate his sperm to “high-class Colombian women” to make a new generation of Elon Musks. According to The Sun, Errol doesn’t even care if gets paid for his services. His thinking is “Well, why not?” Ohhh, I could list about a thousand reasons why not, but I don’t think a “terrible human being” (Elon’s own words) who fucks his own stepdaughter deals in basic common sense.

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