Elon Musk’s Father, Errol Musk, Claims That A Company Asked Him To Donate His Sperm To Make More Elons

July 20, 2022 / Posted by:

Today in “Jesus Fucking Christ, How Do I Eternal Sunshine This Outta My Brain?!?”, 76-year-old Errol Musk, best known for inflicting Elon Musk upon the world and knocking up his 35-year-old stepdaughter twice, claims that a South American company has approached him to donate his sperm to “high-class Colombian women” to make a new generation of Elon Musks. According to The Sun, Errol doesn’t even care if gets paid for his services. His thinking is “Well, why not?” Ohhh, I could list about a thousand reasons why not, but I don’t think a “terrible human being” (Elon’s own words) who fucks his own stepdaughter deals in basic common sense.

Errol, who previously told The Sun that “the only thing we are on Earth for is to reproduce,” says:

“I’ve got a company in Colombia who want me to donate sperm to impregnate high-class Colombian women because they say, ‘Why go to Elon when they can go to the actual person who created Elon?'”

Apparently, Errol has not been offered payment for his sperm, but “he could receive other perks”:

The South African native said: “They haven’t offered me any money but they have offered me first-class travel and five-star hotel accommodation and all that sort of stuff.”

When asked if he would give his sperm away instead of charging for it, Errol replied: “Well, why not?”

Errol has seven official children (gaining on his son’s nine!), and says that there are about six women who claim that their kids were also sired by him. He says it’s “quite conceivable,” but they’re probably opportunists.

In case you need a clearer, more horrifying picture of Errol, he recently started his very own YouTube account entitled, “Errol Musk – Dad of a Genius.” 597 subscribers and counting! In the videos, he does interviews with a so-called “clinical psychologist,” and discusses everything from politics, raising Elon, breeding, and yachting. In a video from a few days ago, Errol denies ever confirming the existence of his seventh kid to The Sun, and discusses the possibility of donating his sperm:

It’s like watching a car crash. Except the car is an elderly megalomaniac and the crash is him talking about his sperm.

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