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July 24, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Hilary Duff told Maxim Magazine that she has "OCD" because she likes to clean a lot. That's not OCD you dumbass broad!
 
She said, "I'm OCD when it comes to cleaning. I can't go to bed with a messy room. That would totally wig me out. It freaks me out to have dishes in the sink."

"I practically clean my hotel room before I check out. I wish I weren't psychotic like that, but I am."

This pony doesn't know the meaning of OCD! OCD is when you have to knock four times before entering every room or you have to unplug every single thing in your house before you leave. I've known some people with this disease and it's straight up annoying! I don't want to wait around while you are turning the lights on and off 100 times. 

That being said, she has a future in something at least.

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Stop Playing The Sexy

July 13, 2007 / Posted by:

Hilary Duff lip-synced through “Stranger” on last night’s “So You Think You Can Dance?” She also tried so hard to be the sex kitten and she’s about as sexy as a dude hanging by his balls (see the caption this picture below).

She basically was asleep through the whole damn. Shit, give me the cash and I’ll put on a real performance. I’ll even wear that hideous outfit. Hils can’t dance, can’t lip-sync, what the hell can she do?!

Brody’s Bitch

July 5, 2007 / Posted by:
 
At first I thought that was Hilary Duff with Brody Jenner, but looks like it's just another bitch. Brody was a guest at Hilary's bitch Malibu bash yesterday (see below). The two are rumored to be dating. 
 
Brody's bitch is totally sexin it up for the cameras. I smell a Penthouse spread in its future. 
 
 
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Thank God Haylie Kept Herself Covered

July 5, 2007 / Posted by:
 
In addition to  Blohan and Parasite, the Duff sisters threw their own 4th of July party in Malibu yesterday. Haylie luckily kept her body to herself. The girls played in the water a bit and even buried a pap in the sand. Those girls are so much fug…I mean fun.  
 
 
 
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Douche Shirt

July 3, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Brody Jenner was spotted arriving and leaving Joseph's last night with Hilary and Haylie Duff. Could this be a new couple? BARF! I hope Hilary has enough taste not to get with that. Haylie should take what she can get, but Hilary has some dignity. I think.
 
Brody would've been super hot in like 1991.  
 
 
 
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She Was Probably High When She Said That!

May 29, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff have been "fighting" for years, because of a meth-face named Aaron Carter! The fight started years ago when both were dating him or something. Well, Hilary said they finally buried the hatchet.
 
Hilary said, “Lindsay and I were out at the same place, and we were like, ‘Let’s get this out of the way.’ And she was really nice, and I was really nice. But it’s nice to be able to see Lindsay out and say hi, and not have this weird weirdness.”
 
Lindsay was probably high as a kite when she was "nice to see Hilary." She probably was hallucinating and thought Hilary was a beautiful, pink unicorn that was going to take her to the mountain with the endless snow!
 
Source: MSNBC
 

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