Drunkblogging: The Oscar Mayer Wiener Awards!

I hope you’re fucking drunk or getting there, because it’s time for this mess of a show called the OSCAHS. And if you’re sober, then you probably already passed out from looking at Lisa Rinna’s picture. If you blacked out, don’t walk towards the light! Don’t let The Rinna do you in! But seriously, Ursula the sea witch wants her hair back and I think Mickey Rourke’s old roids have set up a new home on her face. Anyway, my drunk ass liveblog below: