Bikini Model Demi Rose Defended Herself After Her Runway Walk Made Kendall Jenner Look Like Naomi Campbell

Since I graduated from Barbizon School of Modeling with honors* and was head of my runway walking class**,  I am an authority on the art of the catwalk right up there with my colleague Naomi Campbell, so I have earned the right to shake my head at British bikini model Demi Rose for strutting down the runway like a college student with severe diarrhea who while running to the dorm bathroom sees the dude she has a crush on in the hallway so is trying to keep it calm and sexy. Demi Rose’s awkward stumble walk made the rounds, and after everyone made fun of it, she said that she’s laughing too, but she’s not much of a runway model (girl, we know), her shoes were too big, and she was going through it emotionally.

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