Open Post: Hosted By The Alleged, Trashy Throwdown During A Screening Of “Cruella” In NYC

Sometimes the gloriously trashy drama inspired by an event is far more captivating than the event itself. And while the following account of the wig-pulling (figuratively, anyway) screech-fest at a NYC movie theater may or may not have actually taken place anywhere other than in the reviewer’s imagination, it’s comedy gold and they need to become a Hollywood screenwriter ASAP, to rescue future moviegoers from the usual load of re-barfed, rebooted drivel.

And no, that’s not some side-snark on Cruella, because I haven’t seen it; just a general observation of the state of things. According to Just Jared, some shady fuckery went down at a screening, and it wasn’t a pair of Emma Thompson’s underwear:

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