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There is a section of the Craigslist Personals called Missed Connections. We found this cheeky ad about an actor on the New York City site. It just expired, but we took a screen shot of it while it was live.

The ad is about a WB actor who is either gay… or just very friendly… or who offered to serve as a father figure to a wayward young man with tight buns. Take your pick.

WB Star at Crunch on 83rd Today at noon – m4m-18 (Upper West Side)

Blonde daddy actor from a WB show (just wiki’d you, ur 37) that was at Crunch on 83rd at noon today. I lost ur digits between there and home. PLEASE contact me so we can continue what we started. I remember the hotel you said you were using and will come there to hang if we don’t connect here. I remember you said you liked checking these when you travel…

So, Mr. WB Actor, did you ever connect with that 18-year-old blue-eyed boy with an athletic body and tight cheeks? (Blind Gossip)

When I looked up TV actor types who are 37 years old, I got: Tom Welling, Vilo Ventimiglia, Scott Caan, Zachary Quinto, Joe ManJello, Seann William Scott, Desmond Harrington, Ryan Kwanten, Justin Hartley, Eric Christian Olson, Dominic Monaghan and James Van Der Beek. Desmond Harrington, Justin Hartley and James Van Der Beek are all blonde (or blonde-ish) hos who have been on The WB or The CW. I’m going to guess it’s either James Van Der Beek or Justin Hartley. If it’s Justin Hartley, then I’m quitting everything, moving back to NYC and begging the Crunch on 83rd to give me a job as the men’s locker room towel gay. I don’t need to get an apartment. I’ll live in the locker room. I don’t need to buy food. I’ll eat the towels (that’s disgusting).

And if you need to see the un-pixelated ass of the 18-year-old who supposedly got picked up by a blond WB daddy, click here.

This married A+ list mostly movie actor was trying to keep his indiscretions quiet. Especially the cheating with the co-star on his latest hit movie. It turns out though she bragged about the affair to her boyfriend who dumped her and is now telling people everywhere why he did dump her. This is circling back to the A+ lister like a boomerang. (CDAN)

Boomerang = Thor = Chris Hemsworth and Jaimie Alexander?

This former A list mostly movie actress who still has A list name recognition despite not doing much in the way of consistent acting over the past decade says there was a point she was homeless because she lost all of her money after her then boyfriend who is an A+ list mostly movie actor convinced her to invest her money in a company that went bankrupt. When she complained to the boyfriend he dumped her. (CDAN)

Renee Zellweger and George Clooney, which reminds me that once we lived in a bizarre time where Squinty might’ve been doing George Clooney.

This foreign born married old former A+ list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and a permanent A lister has two Russian teenagers who he calls his nurses but are employed by the actor to perform functions that are decidedly not nurse like. (CDAN)

ALL OF THEM! All A+ millionaire movie stars probably have Russian nurses who lick their nipples while changing their diapers. But for the sake of guessing, I’ll guess Sean Connery? How very Steven Seagal of him.

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He’s had his problems over the last year. He’s found himself in some shitty situations because of it. Why the darkness? It was stress. The stress of feeling that he can’t come out publicly.

Lately though…there’s been a turnaround. Career is in good shape. And there’s someone new in his life. What’s she doing for him? They get along well. They both party…HARD. But she’s not his lover, she’s his front. Because when she’s around, he can hook up with men. And she’s happy to cover for him. She’s playing her part so that no one’s looking at what’s really going on – which is that he’s been messing around with a wealthy older man who spoils him…with sex and drugs.

So the stress is gone. But not the habits. (Lainey Gossip)

This isn’t even blind. This isn’t even near-sighted. This is some perfect 20/20 shit. And if this blind item is true, you were right if you answered, “lots of good drugs,” to the question, “Why in the hell would Zac Efron, who could screw who ever he wanted, screw around with a tattooed Italian daddy?”

A pap agency was called on Friday, and told they needed to show up at a place on Saturday night, to photograph an A list mostly television actress from a hit network show that would be there with her husband, and that they’d be called again on Saturday with specific time and place to photograph the couple.

So they got the call on Saturday telling them where to show up and at what time and that they needed to show up exactly at the right time and place because that is when the pair would actually hold hands. Throughout the day the couple was spotted out but never very close and mostly doing their own thing until the appointed hour. At that point the two started holding hands for a few minutes. Shortly after the finished holding hands one of her people called the pap agency to see if the photo had been taken. If not, they would do it one more time. The pap agency got the photos so the couple went their separate ways and were not seen again together. In fact, the husband left and went out to a club for the rest of the night by himself. (CDAN)

Kerry Washington and Nnamdi Asomugha? Exhibit: A. Kerry needed Olivia Pope, because Olivia Pope would never be that sloppy with the photo-ops.

This pop star claims to really, really love her fans, but she recently screwed over a bunch of them recently.

She was performing in a foreign city. She did a photo op at her hotel the day before so fans knew where she was staying. A small group of them gathered in front of the hotel by 7:00 am and waited for her to appear.

She knew that they were there. During the day, her bodyguards would come down periodically and tell the crowd that she was coming down to meet them, and that she would be happy to sign autographs and pose for photos with them. “She’ll be down soon. Just be patient.”

During each visit, the bodyguard would get on his phone and report to someone else how many fans were there. “There are only 25. Not enough.” Apparently, the pop star wanted a bigger crowd! She sent down notes and snacks to the fans, telling them that she appreciated them and was coming down. The bodyguard encouraged the waiting fans to call their friends and tweet their location.

However, despite their best efforts, the big crowd they wanted just never materialized. Finally, ten hours later, the pop star left the hotel… and simply drove past the fans that had been waiting there all day! There were only 50 of them, and, according to the bodyguard, “That just wasn’t enough.”

Does this mean that her popularity has peaked? (Blind Gossip)

Lady Caca? Those bitches waited 10 hours?! When Lady CaCa drove by them, they should’ve gathered together, chased down her SUV, jumped on it, turned it over, dragged her out screaming and then slapped with her with the dumb bags of Fritos she sent down to them.

Pic: Pacific Coast News

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She’s great at giving big smiles, pretending her personality is as sweet as her voice. It depends. If she’s talking to Ellen DeGeneres, well, of course she’s lovely and accommodating. But what if it’s a child in a wheelchair?

There was a kid who had a wish. The wish was to meet her favourite star. So they made arrangements for it to happen at an event earlier this year where the star was promoting her show. They set up the wheelchair at the end of the red carpet, everyone had been informed, and then, when it came time for the moment, as soon as they started introducing her to her young fan, she cut off the handler, said, “NO”, and then walked away…even though the family had specifically flown there for the opportunity.

She has ONE advocate. One. And that’s only because he made her. But since he’s caring less and less about that particular project, when that’s done, she won’t have any supporters left. Because no one can fucking stand her. (Lainey Gossip)

Lea Michele? Leave it to Lea Michele to turn a Make-A-Wish situation into a Make-A-Nightmare situation. Who ever this is, they’ll soon receive an invitation to Ina Garten’s house where they’ll drink from flutes full of sparkling children’s tears and toast to making sick kids cry! But if this is Lea Michele, then it’s really out of character for her. You’d think that Lea would put on a manufactured smile, pose with the kid for the photographers and then wheel the kid backstage where she’d open up her black hole of a mouth and eat their soul.

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She will be filing for divorce in the next few weeks.

This reality star knew that her husband was of questionable moral character even before they married. However, she was willing to overlook that because she really wanted to have a husband and child/ren. She got what she wanted, but the husband is making her look bad now, so she is now cutting him loose. So why is she still making public proclamations of support for him and their marriage while plotting behind his back? She wants to look like the “innocent” and “good” person when this is all over. (Blind Gossip)

Phaedra Parks and Apollo Nida from The Real Housewives of Atlanta? Exhibit: A. This is bad news for Mr. President and Ayden, but this is good news for every pretty-faced, gold digging criminal who’s fresh out of jail and looking for a desperate sugar mama to woo with his dick game.

This one is short, but it is super freaky. This A list mostly movie actress who hangs on to A list because of a past and future project in the works is married. Before she got married though she and her now husband were drinking with the sister of the actress. Our A lister then told her now husband that he wanted him to have sex with the sister of the actress. Our actress went to bed and left the two others to have sex. Apparently this is not the first time the actress had her boyfriends do this. Definitely will be revealed. (CDAN)

Megan Fox? If this is Megan Fox, then she truly is a wonderful, caring and thoughtful sister, because only a generous soul would share David Silver’s AquaNet can-sized dick with her family members.

There is a famous singer who was being considered for a bearding arrangement last year with a professional athlete. They really would have been a perfect match. Both are tall, good-looking, clean-cut, and very successful. As she was on tour and traveling, the timing didn’t work out, but they did do a photo op or two together.

The funny part of this is that while they were in discussions about the bearding arrangement, the singer would talk about the relationship with her friends as if it could become real. She would say things like,”If we spend enough time together, maybe he could really like me and even fall in love with me!” She was genuinely hopeful that the fantasy could become a reality. Thank goodness that never happened. He is now “dating” a film actress who is very clear about her role and has no delusions about where their relationship is going. (Blind Gossip)

Taylor Swift, Aaron Rogers and Olivia Munn?

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It turns out there is another actor who has made himself unwelcome at certain hotels and spas. Much like John Travolta, this actor is also closeted and also enjoys the touch of male masseurs. Our actor is an Academy Award winner and is one of the better actors of the past two decades. He can easily move between movies, and the stage and that almost television thing. Apparently on a recent trip to Santa Barbara he stayed at Bacara which is an extremely nice resort on the beach. After his most recent visit where he succeeded in his quest for relief from a male masseur with the promise of a very large tip he was told by the management that he is not welcome any longer at the hotel. (CDAN)

The only way that blind could be less if it said that just like Travolta, this actor wears a wig made out of an animal that should be out in the wild building dams and shit. Kevin Spacey, obviously? But I find it a little too hard to believe that Kevin Spacey would get a dick massage in a massage room at some fancy resort. Bitch wouldn’t risk getting caught. I’m sure he’s learned a lot from House of Cards and meets the massage therapist after that ho gets off of work. Then Kevin Spacey gets his people to dig up dirt about the massage therapist and he uses it to threaten to EXPOSE that trick if anything gets out. Robin Wright may pay a visit to that massage therapist and she may icily stroke his cheek to let him know that she’s always watching. That’s probably how it goes down.

Which A+ list mostly television actress who’s a legend in the medium thanks to two shows which are constantly in reruns might not live to see the rest of the year? She’s currently in a coma at an NYC hospital and her family is preparing for the worst. (CDAN)

Not Betty White. Not Betty White. Not Betty White. It can’t be Betty White, because if Betty White was in a coma, the birds would be hibernation, the flowers would close up and the world would be in complete darkness, because the sun would refuse to come out.

He gets a “girlfriend” and she gets money to pay for her education. It’s a good arrangement and it has worked for both of them for years. You really should put your hate for her on hold, because that girl is one of the most loyal and genuinely caring people he has in his life. He supports her in return. That’s it. They are not engaged. They have never even slept together! (Blind Gossip)

That One Direction twink who isn’t Harry Styles and that girl he’s dating? Exhibit: THIS.

Some have been taking this Academy Award-winning Actress to task for playing dress up as a favorite Classic Actress. However, while you were busy paying attention to that, another Creative Performer was actually making quiet inquiries into playing Classic Actress in a film!

Creative Performer is not unattractive, but there is just something about her that makes it difficult to picture her as the Classic Actress. Creative has worked with her own hair, makeup and wardrobe people several times over the past few years to see if they could help her physically pass for Classic. We don’t know if they have succeeded. We also don’t know if Creative really has the acting chops required to pull this off. Even if she does, it would still make for some shocking casting and lots of controversy. (Blind Gossip)

Goopy Paltrow for the Oscar-winning actress? Audrey Hepburn for Classic Actress? And Lady CaCa for Creative Performer? To make Lady CaCa look like Audrey Hepburn, they’re going to need at least 4 plastic surgeons, 5 heavy-duty chainsaws, 40 pounds of prosthetics, a couple of voodoo priestesses and a bucket full of miracles. Even then they’d only be able to make her look like Audrey Hepburn in Audrey Hepburn’s current state.

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Which BFF models are actually lesbian lovers? Don’t be fooled by the high-profile relationship one of these beauties is supposedly in. It’s all a big, mutually beneficial cover up. Saucy! (Daily Mirror)

Cara Delevingne, Suki Waterhouse and Bradley Cooper? So Cara Delawhatever goes from Michelle Rodriguez to B. Coop’s beard and Michelle Rodriguez goes from Cara Delawhatever to Zac Efron? It’s like they’re all living in a bizarro random alternate universe, because in a perfect world a shirtless Zac Efron and Bradley Cooper would ride horses into the sunset together while Cara, Suki and MRod did whatever. Hmmm, I wonder if they ever get together and have a big bi-sexual orgy and yes, I’m wondering about that while pinching my nipple. In case you were about to ask….

Maybe this is what the girlfriends are for. He expects them to look great. And to just…look?

A few weeks ago at a Hollywood bar, playboy was partying without his bonafide. He had two of his crew with him. He’d been drinking. Or something. He seemed very …accessible and uninhibited. Once he found his target, he made his approach, with his friends as backup. After spending some time flirting with the dude, a very cute, young gay dude, he made a special request:

He asked him if he would be into a three-way situation, but the third participant would be a woman. The woman would be watching as the two of them got down. In his line of work, it’s all about variety. After so many years of anything at any time, he needs as many flavours as possible. (Lainey Gossip)

George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio or B. Coop? But then again, maybe it’s Hugh Hefner. Maybe Hugh Hefner gets bored with watching yellow-haired, fake-tittied chick after yellow-haired, fake-tittied chick try not to heave while slurping on his dusty wrinkled salchicha. So he switches it up every now and again and gets into watching a twink try not to heave while slurping on his dusty wrinkled salchicha.

This celebrity couple has not announced their pregnancy yet. Why not? Because she is embarrassed that things didn’t go her way! She promised her Catholic family that she would be announcing her pregnancy and an engagement at the same time. However, despite her best efforts, the baby did not make him more committed to her. Exactly the opposite, in fact. Ouch. Yes, she is mad. (Blind Gossip)

Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling, obviously. If Ryan Gosling left Eva Mendes while she was 7 months knocked up with his baby, his fangirls would all say, “Awwww, I knew he’d do the right thing. I didn’t think I could love him anymore.” But if anybody else did that, they’d scream, “Send him dick first through the grinder!“

This beautiful young singer/actress installed a couple of plastic domes high on her chest. Why? Because her on-again off-again boyfriend repeatedly told her that “No guy likes itty bitty titties!” Yes, he is very mature.

So she got implants. She now looks more like the hookers he tends to favor and he is texting her again, so… mission accomplished?

Those implants are not the only things that are too high. Her doctor told her that she could not use cocaine for 72 hours before the surgery. She didn’t abstain the entire time, but she came pretty close. Unfortunately, that only strengthened her belief that she doesn’t need rehab… and she went right back to using. (Blind Gossip)

Selena Gomez? Justin Bieber really didn’t think this through, because now that her tits are supposedly bigger, how is he going to chichi fuck her with his Ikea dowel dick? Smart move, Biebs.