Hot Slut Of The Day!

Ashley from Rock of Love Bang Bus – Now that DJ Lady Tribe is long gone, I need a new skanky favorite and I have found in the government check version of Juliette Lewis (that’s saying EVERYTHING). Not only does Ashley have amazing detective skills that rival Jessica Fletcher (more on that later), but I’m still quoting her daily: “People puke and poop their pants!”

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Sharif, luxury fugbag designer from the Home Shopping Network – When I got home drunk last night, I immediately did one of my favorite things: watched HSN while pigging out on carbs. Stuffing my face might have been a mistake, because the handbags that came on my screen made me want to vomit all over my TV so I’d have something prettier to look at. Seriously, these things were all sorts of hideous. And the man behind this fuggery goes by the name of Sharif. He might be a genius. He’s selling shit that most homeless bitches won’t even carry and people are actually buying it. Check out this nastiness.

I can’t lie, though. I totally ordered this one:

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Julia Cortez – Julia was the amazingly hot ping-pong pussy shooter wife from The Adventures of Priscilla Queen of the Desert and she also played Rita Repulsa in the Power Rangers movie. Sadly, those are her only two credits. But her legacy has already been made thanks to those two performance. Below is a montage some kind bitch made of Julia’s scene-stealing performance in Priscilla:

Hot Slut Of The Day!

The elegant beauty and spokeswhore for the US Window Factory in the Tri-State area – The eyebrows, the lip liner, the streaks, the everything! This is what the face of a company should look like! “You should cawl us!”

(For Amy)

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Fireball Island – The greatest board game of all-time and forever!

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Nancy the Disney Channel Operator – Back in the golden age known as the 80s, the Disney Channel used to be a premium channel. Every now and again, they would do preview weekends to try and get cheap bitches to pay for the magic. I wanted to call in just so I could talk to Nancy the operator. I bet that bitch had a pill popping problem and beat her husband. But she was so perfect on TV.

Dana Delany could play Nancy in the Disney Channel TV movie version of her life. Below is a clip of Nancy at work:

For Sheila