Hot Slut Of The Day!

Nannerpuss or is it Nanerpuss? – Star of one of Denny’s commercials! Does anyone else think Nannerpuss is kind of phallic? Bitch is a one eyed banana. Peen anyone? My mind always goes there. But seriously, I feel like I should really take a hit of acid to fully enjoy this. And the Nannerpuss song has officially moved into my head for the day.

For A, Ted & Diana

Hot Slut Of The Day!

The woman, the myth, the legend: Phyllis J. McGuire -Phyllis IS Valentine’s Day. If you don’t know that, then you have a lot to learn. Phyllis can teach you all about romance since it runs through her veins. Well, the veins everywhere but on her face since I don’t think she any working ones there.

And it’s a fact that Cupid sleeps under Phyllis’ wig.

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Sandy – The 53-year-old bus driver from Survivor: Tocantins. Below is a clip on why this bitch is a Hot Slut!

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Helen Thomas – Dean of the White House press corps and overall bad ass bitch who doesn’t take shit from anyone.

For Mattchew

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Stump! – The winner of Best in Show at Westminster in NYC last night. Stump, a Sussex Spaniel, is the oldest Best in Show winner in history. Old bitch is 10 years old. See, pepaws can do anything! And now, Stump just wants to stop this prancing shit and fucking retire. He is damn tired. Can’t you tell? Bitch just wants to lay down with a glass of sherry and some Werther’s Originals.

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Pia Glenn – The creator of two extremely gorgeous Sharpie-approved above-the-eye art pieces. Oh, if only I could be Pia’s Sharpie so that I can witness the artiste at work. Actually, those might be heat and stick decals. It doesn’t matter. They are stunning and belong in The MET.

Oh and Pia’s also an actress of some sort, but eyebrow art is her first love, obviously. Pia’s in Will Ferrell’s Broadway show. She plays Condoleezza Rice or some shit. Bitch’s eyebrows better get their own curtain call. And according to the Daily Mail, Pia is also Salman Rushdie’s new trophy eyebrows. Pepaw has exquisite taste. I bet he spends hours licking Pia’s eye art pieces. If you ever see Salman with a Sharpie-stained tongue, you know what he was up to.

(Thanks Kevin)