Hot Slut Of The Day!

Reann Ballslee – The drag queen who was crowned homecoming queen at George Mason University. Reann’s real name is Ryan Allen and the students voted his ass as their top queen over two two chicks. Ryan, who performs as Reann at clubs and shit, said he entered mainly as joke and didn’t think he would ever get the crown in the end. Some students couldn’t be happier and some are pissed off, because they said it makes their school look like a joke. Oh, please. It makes their school look fucking hot. Bitches need to tuck it and shut it.

Below is a clip of Ryan talking about his victory to MSNBC. Bitch is a hot dude and a hot a chick, but he kind of needs a new wig. He should ring up Briana Bond and ask her where she bought her gorgeous merlot lifesaver wig.

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Linda Wolfe of Anderson, Indiana – 68-year-old Linda has been married more than any other bitch alive. She’s been legally married 23 times and bitch isn’t about to stop! Her first marriage was in 1957 when she was 16. Her last marriage was in 1996 to a man who had been married 28 times. It was a publicity stunt, kind of like all the marriages in Hollywood.

She has 7 children from her first 3 husbands.

Linda says she’s been married to a criminal, a preacher, homeless dudes, some bartenders and a couple of gays. Linda is now lonely, broke and looking for another husband. She told the DC, “I’m left with nothing, except a few old newspaper articles and some photo. I got a dollar and 33 cents to my name.”

Hey, she forgot to mention her beautiful, precious face and luscious hair. She’s got those two things!

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

Natalie West – Crystal from Roseanne – All this talk about Roseanne lately got me thinking about the extremely hot Crystal who was always my favorite bitch on the show. Nowadays, bitch really isn’t up to shit! She did a couple of movies, but really hasn’t been on the radar. I picture her working at a truck stop gas station for some reason. Viva Crystal!

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Hubba Bubba Soda – The 80s brought us such beautiful gifts such as this one. I think I lost a tooth or three from drinking this mess. Unfortunately, they don’t make this anymore, which is a shame because think of how this shit would taste with vodka!

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

Radhakant Baijpai- The Guinness World record holder for the longest ear hair in the world! His ear hair measures at around 25cm and is still growing. They should also measure his eyebrow hair, because he probably can take that record too.

58-year-old Radhakant is proud of his ear pubies and has been growing them out since he was 18. It’s a symbol of good luck. His wife has begged him to cut that shit, but Radhakant isn’t hearing it. No, he probably can’t hear it, because that ear fur is in his way! Radhakant regularly gets his ear pubies trimmed, shampooed and conditioned.

Thinks of all the hot earstyles he can do with that mess. He can do a side ponytail, beehive, afro, etc.. etc.. It kind of looks like a skunk tried to crawl from one ear to the other but got fucking stuck! Vadge’s vintage sascrotch ain’t got shit on this dude’s ear bushes.

Source: Daily Mail

Hot Slut Of The Day!

This crazy bitch who had an epic breakdown sponsored by Christian Bale when she missed her flight at Hong Kong International Airport! You can’t blame her ass. Her luggage probably made the flight, but she didn’t. And think of all the elegant sweaters, like the one she’s wearing, that were in her luggage. Parting with that much elegance would make anyone psycho. And if she pulled this shit in the US, they would’ve calmed her down by hugging her with two taser guns!

Don’t laugh at her ass, because you probably have the same response when the bartender announces “last call.”

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