Hot Sluts Of The Day!

The Forever Young Dancers – The pussy cork has been popped and the panty pudding is flowing! These sexy ass pepaws from Florida take it all off for charity. They’re just like Chippendales….but old as fuck…. with broken bones… and busted hips… and smelling like Gold Bond. So basically, they’re better. The Thunder from Six Feet Under!

(For Andrea)

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Elaine Davidson – The world’s most pierced bitch according to Guinness World Records. In 2000, only had 462 piercings. I say “only,” because this crazy ho has 6,005 now! Elaine said 1,500 of those are internal. What the fuck? Bitch has studs on her gallbladder and shit?

Elaine, who lives in Edinburgh, confessed that being a human pin cushion isn’t the most pleasurable thing. She said, “I don’t enjoy getting pierced, but to break the record you have to get to a high level. I wanted to break the record.”

How does this bitch do anything? She would scrape a dick off if she tried to suck it. And what about eating? Or flying in an airplane? Damn. This bitch does have dedication even though she most likely shits nuts and bolts.

(For Rebecca)

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Paul “PJ” James – This dude is a model turned personal trainer who is gaining the chunk in order to understand his fat ass clients. PJ started at 168lbs and his goal weight is 280lbs. He currently weighs 217lbs. Bitch should’ve just followed Oprah for a week. He would’ve hit that goal already.

PJ told the Daily Mail, “I was finding it difficult to relate to my overweight gym members so I have decided to crank up my weight to experience life as an overweight person.”

Please, this bitch just wanted to bong it up and eat delicious things. There’s nothing wrong with that. And while he’s gaining the fat, he should lose that dangling nipple ring. It doesn’t go with his new gut.

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Clara from Great Depression Cooking with Clara! – 93-years-old Clara is the star of her own YouTube series where she teaches us recipes from the Great Depression. Clara makes everything from cooked bread, pasta with peas, depression breakfast and poorman’s meal (below). Some of us might to memorize this shit, so pay attention. But seriously, some of these meals are healthier than what I fucking eat now. Okay, all of them are.

(For Mike)

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Sophia Loren – This bitch made my Oscar night. When she put her hand on her hip when presenting Best Actress, my ass cherry grew back and then popped again. Sophia was a mess in a totally hot way. This morning, I looked at pictures of Sophia Loren and fell in love again. The eyebrows, the eyeliner, the lipliner, the hair, the everything! I think Korbel and Andre did her hair and make-up. This is the old clown hooker look done right! Not to mention that the chichis are in check. And her slutty Belle from Beauty and the Beast dress is also doing things to me.

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Melissa Leo – Today is OSCAH day and this right here is the bitch who should take home that golden trophy shit for Best Actress. Eff all those other hos (no offense, Meryl). Melissa played trailer trash to utter perfection in Frozen River. I would hop in the trunk of a car for her any day.

Melissa won lead female ho at the Independent Spirit Awards yesterday! Here’s her ass at the ceremony yesterday.