Hot Slut Of The Day!

William Roache, Ken Barlow from Coronation Street – William has been on that shit since the first episode on December 9, 1960 and he’s still on it. And he loves doggies.

(For Lisa)

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Darva Conger – The original reality show skank whore! Darva was the “winner” of Who Wants to Marry a Multi-Millionaire? in 2000 and married that douchebag Rick Rockwell. His ass turned out not to be much of a millionaire and Darva quit the marriage 2-months later. Being the elegant lady that she is, Darva went on to show off her snatch in Playboy.

I’ve been thinking about this dumb slut a lot lately and I couldn’t believe she’s never been hot slut. Ever. That’s kind of illegal. Better late than never!

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Pinky the pink dolphin – Pinky was first discovered by a charter boat on Lake Calcasieu in Louisiana in 2007. What some whores are saying is the world’s first pink Bottlenose dolphin has been spotted again in the same area. Some smart dolphin bitch said Pinky is actually an albino dolphin, because the ho has pink eyes.

That’s just because he’s been hitting the bong too much. A little Visine will fix that.

Pinky hasn’t been spotted for a while because bitch usually spends his time up Clay Gayken’s rainbow hole or in Mimi’s Hello Kitty.

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(For Mark)

Hot Sluts Of The Day!

Luke & Margie, the mother & son team from The Amazing Race 14 – SPOILER ALERT: They win. No, I don’t know that, but they really should win that shit. I can watch Margie do gymnastics all day and night. And how do you say “I’d hit it” in sign language?

Hot Slut Of The Day!

The most stunning pussy in Exeter, N.H. – This hot pussy of New Hampshire has become a breakout star in his town, because of his natural beauty. His full name is Ugly Bat Boy. Rude. Xtina’s husband wishes he looked half this gorgeous.

UBB spends his day being hot at a veterinary clinic in town. People come in every day to take pictures of him on their cell phones. Dr. Bassett, the owner of the clinic, was given UBB as a gift because he admired his beauty so much.

They really need to change his name to Ravishing Beauty Boy, because this bitch is all kinds of amazing. And he looks like he just doesn’t give a fuck!

(For Kristen)

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Michael Galanes – The hardest working queen in the pageant world and one of the stars of WE’s reality shit show Little Miss Perfect. And he also might be the joker’s younger gay brother. The one we never talk about. Below is everything you need to know about this queen. Yes, I’d hit it….while batting my lashes.

(For Tegan)