Night Crumbs

Gwyneth Paltrow and her ex-fiancé Brad Pitt got together for a GOOP interview where they slobbered out words of love about each other and he hawked his line of $2,000 cashmere shirts. I know, JUST $2k for a cashmere shirt. So gracious of Goopy to give a platform to a clothing line for the poors! But seriously, I’m surprised that Brad and Goopy didn’t also announce that they joined forces on a Goop candle called This Candle Smells Like Me Getting Reamed By My Ex In A Shady French Wine Vineyard Deal – Entertainment Tonight

Today in Missing The Fucking Point: Netflix is doing an actual Squid Game game show where 456 contestants will battle it out for a grand prize of $4.56 million. Nobody is going to get murdered in this one. But Netflix already has the riveting Floor Is Lava game show, so they don’t need this tone-deaf shit. How disgusting! Now if you’ll excuse me for a second, I need to go sign up for it – SOW

Even Tom Hanks knows that the Da Vinci Code movies were “hooey” and he calls the series a “commercial enterprise.” Tom is right, but still, the Da Vinci Code is not the biggest piece of hooey that Tom has been involved in making (see: Chet Haze) – IndieWire

Here’s the Jane Austen meets Fleabag trailer for Netflix’s Persuasion, starring Dakota Johnson. And this time Dakota Johnson’s usual whisper-talking comes with an accent! – Just Jared

I mean, who doesn’t mistake Michael Caine for Mick Jagger...besides everyone – Entertainment Weekly

Tom Cruise and Hayley Atwell, whose relationship contract I thought expired a while ago without renewal, have “broken up” for a second time – Celebitchy

After years of people saying that Ezra Miller needs to get gone already, they have disappeared. But well, that’s a problem for those who are trying to serve Ezra with the protective order from the parents of the 18-year-old who Ezra’s allegedly abusing – NME

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