Night Crumbs
Candace Bushnell, who wrote the Sex and the City books, is letting the old rich dudes of the world know that they aren’t the only ones who can get themselves a piece who is young enough to be their grandchild. Because apparently, 63-year-old Candace is getting on a 21-year-old model she met at Fashion Week not too long ago. Well, the good news for Candace is that her boy toy may not have ever seen an episode of Sex and the City since he wasn’t even born when that shit first came out. But if he has seen it, then he may look at Candace as Samantha Jones and himself as Smith Jerrod and expect her to land him an Absolut Hunk campaign – Celebitchy
Goopy Paltrow defends Kourtney Kartrashian by letting everyone know that there’s room for more than one useless lifestyle brand from an insufferably out-of-touch richie, thankyouverymuch! – Us Weekly
Noted oversharer Jennifer Lawrence did a phone call interview on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and decided to admit that when she was younger, she would pass the time while on the toilet by pretending that Ellen DeGeneres was interviewing her. No word if Jennifer was also taking a shit during her phone interview with Ellen, but that would be fitting since The Ellen DeGeneres Show has turned into a certified shit show – Just Jared
Kate Moss will step into the three-ring circus of pure messiness that is the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial to testify – People
Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One (because this really needs to be a two-parter) isn’t going to come out for another year, but that hasn’t stopped Tom Cruise and company from releasing a trailer and I’m sure they’re going to release a lot, lot more in the next few months. Because of this and Top Gun: Maverick, we’re probably going to continue to see Tommy’s face everywhere for a while. Lucky us. – Pajiba
Eloise from the Eloise books may hit Chris Pratt with a cease and desist because he and Katherine Schwarzenegger welcomed their second child, another daughter, and they’ve named her Eloise – HuffPo
There’s another trailer for Baz Luhrmann’s Elvis, and the unsung hero in this one is Tom Hanks’ prosthetic turkey neck – Uproxx
And after getting nearly 40% of the votes, the Cheetos-Loving Javelina of Arizona is our new Hot Slut of the Month! I don’t pray much, but I’m praying today for the universe to shower our new HSOTM with nothing but Cheetos!
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