Open Post: Hosted By The “Anti-Sex” Cardboard Olympic Beds That Aren’t Really “Anti-Sex”
The 2020 Tokyo Olympics are turning out to be a mess with COVID-19 cases surging in Japan and athletes testing positive. And when pictures came out of the cardboard beds at the Olympic Village, some thought that organizers were also trying to stop the spread of spreading legs and athlete jizz by making them sleep on something that will fall apart when they started humping on it. But one athlete has let us know that you can easily fuck on these supposed anti-fuck beds.
At the 2016 Rio De Janeiro Olympics, a staggering 450,000 condoms were given out to these horny monsters. Well, Japan couldn’t have that with thousands of new COVID cases a day, so they had to come up with something: Anti-Sex beds which are so frail they break under the weight of two people doing the nasty. US Track star, Paul Chelino, laughed about the beds on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Paulchelimo/status/1416249089558122497
TMZ has more info on the beds:
The beds’ frames and modest mattresses are designed by a company called Airweave — and they’ve cranked out upwards of 18,000 for the Olympics. Yes, they’re somewhat intricate in their structure and configuring … able to be adjusted to an individual’s liking/contortion.
However, a running theory is that the beds are made this way for a reason — namely, the International Olympic Committee and other organizers supposedly want to discourage sex among athletes … a pastime at the games that’s getting pooh-pooh’d this year due to COVID.
Evidence to support his anti-sex theme is the fact that condoms will still be handed out at the Olympics, but only 150,000 of them (ONLY?!!!!!), and the Tokyo Olympics Organizing Committee has reportedly said the condoms are not to be used. Instead, they should be brought back to athletes’ home countries for safe sex education. HA! Imagine?
But according to Takashi Kitajima, a Tokyo 2020 organizer in charge of the Athletes’ Village, the beds were made out of cardboard so they can be recycled afterward:
“(The beds) will be recycled into paper products after the Games, with the mattress components recycled into new plastic products,” the news release read from Inside The Games. “This will be the first time in Olympic and Paralympic history that all beds and bedding are made almost entirely from renewable materials.”
And Irish Olympian, gymnast Rhys McClenaghan, called the anti-sex rumor fake news and demonstrated how you can take a trip to PoundTown on the thing:
https://twitter.com/McClenaghanRhys/status/1416567768938291203
So there you go! And just like that, millions of people just threw out their beds from IKEA and raided recycling bins for cardboard to make a bed out of. Because “won’t ruin your orgasm by breaking during sex” is not a selling point that IKEA can make about their beds.
Pic: Twitter