Vicky Pollard Lives!

September 5, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

If this is what The X-Factor is going to be like all season, then I need to run a cable from the UK through the Atlantic Ocean and directly into my TV, because this priceless shit is what entertainment is made of. During last night’s show, Simon Cowell said best friends Abby and Lisa had the worst attitudes of any contestant on any of his shows. So you know if these twin female Pugsleys make Simon’s titty milk go sour, they are a new amazing breed of FUCKING VILE. And they are!

Their “singing” will make you want to punch yourself in the ear holes with a hot curling iron, but what follows will immediately heal your wounds. The new equation is: WHO ARE YOU? + a fist to the face = the real X factor.

And it looks like these two punch each other in the faces all the time.

Tags: Fug, Rehab, Shit Shows, This Belongs In A Museum

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