JLo Is Training For A Triathalon

July 17, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

There’s no way JLo walks more than 50 steps a day on her own, let alone swims, runs and bike rides. Skeletor told Extra that JLo will compete in a triathalon this October. He must be running low on virgin’s blood, because he’s talking crazy.

Just so we’re clear on what a triathalon is, here’s Wiki’s defintion: “A triathlon is an endurance sports event consisting of swimming, cycling and running over various distances.” Yeah, JLo’s not doing any of that shit.

Skeletor said, “Jennifer is training for a triathlon, in October. I’m very supportive. I’ll be on my Segway (encouraging her).”

He would own a Segway. He probably does his morning job on a Segway. You know those lazy bitches totally have a moving walker that goes from their bed to the shitter.

If this shit is true then JLo should get at least a 30-minute headstart. Bitch has an extra 20 pounds sitting on her ass. It’s not fair! But this shit is a bunch of lies. JLo will pay some athletic to bitch to stuff the back of their pants with 3 king size pillows and compete in the triathalon as her. She’ll pull a Katie.

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