Night Crumbs

May 22, 2023 / Posted by:

Beyoncé and Jay-Z are reportedly the owners of the most expensive house in California after they paid $200 million (IN CASH!) for a modest abode in Malibu. Sadly, Blue Ivy Carter may have to share a room because the prison-ass-looking house is ONLY 40,000 square feet and sits on 8 acres. And I know they say that Bey-Z paid cash, but I’m guessing that negotiations went more like this: “We’ll trade you that little house for two floor seats to the Renaissance tour since $200 million is about the going rate for those tickets.” – Dirt

That loud cheering sound you hear is from fans of TRUE LOVE (or from The International Gold Diggers Society) because Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez are engaged. QUICK, Lauren, start posing and pouting so you can distract Jeff with your potent beauty and glamour, and he’ll forget about a pesky little called a “prenup” – People

At the Cannes Film Festival over the weekend, Cate Blanchett served up some satin saddlebags weirdness with a heavy dose of random bedazzled pockets confusion – Celebitchy

Prince Harry’s rep has shit on the rumor that he’s got the rich bitch equivalent of “a backyard shed to privately cry into away from your annoying family” (aka a room at a fancy hotel that’s set aside just for him when he wants to be alone) – Just Jared

Yolanda Whateverherlastnameisnowadays may want to reach into her giant pantry of meds to pull out a supplement that’ll calm her son Anwar Hadid down to levels where he won’t want to make online death threats. Because Anwar posted the words “trying not to find and kill him” after his ex Dua Lipa made her red carpet debut with her new boyfriend Romain GavrasJezebel

A year after legendary drummer Taylor Hawkins’ tragic death, Foo Fighters announced that John Freese is his successor – Pitchfork

Miley Cyrus doesn’t think she’ll do another arena tour anytime soon since she finds that shit dangerous and lonely. I’ve got two words for Miley then: VEGAS RESIDENCY. I mean, she’ll fit right in since she’s already got the voice of a Nevada retiree who chain smokes while gambling for 15 hours at a time – Deadline

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