Night Crumbs

May 12, 2023 / Posted by: Michael K

A month ago, Jamie Foxx was hospitalized with an unspecified “medical complication,” and since then, there have been conflicting reports on how he’s doing. Some say that he’s on the mend, and others say that he’s about to slow dance with the Grim Reaper into the afterworld. And recently, it was reported that he’s on life support in the ICU. Well, Jamie’s daughter, Corrine Fox, heard that and immediately stamped “LIES” on that rumor. Corrine said that her dad has been out of the hospital for weeks and is well enough to play pickleball. Yes, pickleball! Is Jamie Foxx recovering in a retirement community in Boca?! And yes, I typed that as someone who quit a game of pickleball six seconds in after pulling a muscle from trying to hit that goddamn plastic Swedish cheese ball – Complex

You know shit’s bad when Dolly Parton releases a political rock song about the crap state of the world – Lainey Gossip

Ireland Baldwin claimed that she hates attention (citation needed), and so she didn’t want all the focus on her at her baby shower. That’s why she had a strip club-themed baby shower at L.A. bikini bar Jumbo’s Clown Room. And while Ireland liked that all the attention wasn’t on her (again, citation needed), she said her mom Kim Basinger was “mortified.” And that’s saying a lot if Kim Basinger was mortified since she was in a Fifty Shades of Shit movie – Celebitchy

If you wish for dick when you blow out your birthday candles, then you and Sabrina Carpenter are twinsies! – Just Jared

We have already heard that the “final” Fast and Furious movie will be split into two parts (Fast X and Fast 11). But at the premiere of Fast X, Vin Diesel said that the studio wants a 12th movie, so the “finale” may be a trilogy. And I’m sure in the near future, Vin will announce that there will be a 4-part epilogue followed by a 6-part afterword. Basically, Fast and Furious is the Cher Farewell Tour of movie franchises – Variety

Today in: When Assholes Collide (And Not In A Sexy Way). Mad Mel Gibson will direct Marky Mark in a movie – Deadline

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