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Guillermo Rodriguez of Jimmy Kimmel Live! is in damage-control mode after a Southern California dog rescue group called him out for surrendering two of their Chihuahuas to a shelter. Guillermo adopted the Chihuahuas, named Chase and Rey, as puppies from the Mutt Scouts rescue group two years ago, and they recently ended up in a shelter. Mutt Scouts was pissed since Guillermo signed a contract promising to return the dogs to them if things didn’t work out for whatever reason. Guillermo burped up a response, saying it was all a misunderstanding. According to Guillermo, he recently had knee surgery, so he asked his stepsister to watch his dogs and his grandmother’s bigger dog. His stepsister was afraid the bigger dog was going to harm the Chihuahuas, so she took the little pooches to the shelter (????). Again, Guillermo called this a “misunderstanding,” but he deleted all pics of the dogs from his Instagram, and the dogs are back with MuttScouts, waiting to be fostered. Well, Guillermo will have to answer to GOD about this, and it’s not going to be pretty since we all know that one of the Commandments is Thou Shalt Not Fuck With Chihuahuas. And if my family member “accidentally” dropped my dog off at the shelter, I’d be making two stops that day. My first stop would be the shelter to rescue my dog. My second stop would be the police station to demand the dognapping arrest of my evil ass relative! – Celebitchy
There’s a new trailer for HBO’s The Idol (aka that alleged torture porn that we’ve been hearing about for centuries), and it features more of The Weeknd’s impeccable acting, more of Lily-Rose Depp throwing constipated sexyfaces, and some seriously heavy lifting from Britney Spears’ Gimme More – Lainey Gossip
Here’s the 957th story this year about how Yellowstone is probably going to end after its fifth season – Pajiba
Today in Seguro, Jan: Bad Bunny’s team says that he didn’t approve the Harry Styles diss tweet that showed up during his Coachella set – Complex
Understated elegance IS Carol Alt’s bedazzled neck brace and the tag sticking out of her dress – Go Fug Yourself
In the upcoming Peacock docuseries, Menendez + Menudo: Boys Betrayed, former Menudo member Roy Rosselló says that he was raped as a teenager by Lyle and Erik Menendez’s father, Jose Menendez – SOW
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