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It looks like Brad Pitt’s Make It Right Foundation is still proving that it’s only good at making it wrong. It was about a year ago when eco charity group Global Green stepped in and agreed to pay out the $20.5 million settlement to the owners of the moldy death traps that Brad’s foundation built for them after they lost their homes in Hurricane Katrina in 2005. Well, turns out the settlement still hasn’t been paid, Global Green never had the money, and the homeowners are still dealing with shitty conditions after all these years. This is Elvira’s cue to toss every phone she owns into her cauldron because Brad is definitely going to hit her up for some more good press – Lainey Gossip
Minka Kelly is only 42 years old, but she’s already got a memoir coming out. And in it, she writes about how her “toxic” relationship with her Friday Night Lights co-star Taylor Kitsch kept her from having friendships with the other actresses on the show. I haven’t seen one millisecond of Friday Night Lights, so I’m more interested as to whether or not Minka’s book devotes an entire chapter to her ex Derek Jeter’s parting gift basket to his fuck pieces – Pajiba
Mo’Nique may have kissed and made up with Netflix and Lee Daniels, but that doesn’t mean that she’s taken off her boxing gloves and wiped the Vaseline from her face just yet. Because she’s getting ready for another legal battle against Paramount and CBS over millions of dollars in unpaid royalties for The Parkers – Complex
Brett Goldstein of Ted Lasso says that he’s the only hairy dude in L.A. Um, so I guess that Brett has never frolicked through the furry wonderland known as the Eagle on Santa Monica? – Celebitchy
It was only a matter of time before Marvel got their hands on HIGH ART Horror Queen Mia Goth (aka Shelley Duvall Jr.). She will star in the Blade reboot with Mahershala Ali – Just Jared
Over ten years ago, Rihanna wished Ciara “good luck with bookin that stage u speak of” during a Twitter fight. And well, I don’t know if Ciara ever booked that stage, but she just booked a collaboration with Chris Brown… – Rap-Up
If you’re like me and wake up every single morning, wondering, “What is God Warrior doing right now?” then today is a beautiful holy day for you. Because mid-aughts reality TV icon Marguerite “God Warrior” Perrin popped on TikTok and posted a clip of her doing the Dark-Sided Shuffle and the SHE IS NOT A CHRISTIIIIIAAAAAAAN-UH ass shimmy on the streets of NYC. This is the exact opposite of Ungodly!
@godwarriormarguerite Dancing in the streets of the concrete jungle #NYC #NEWYORK #GODWARRIOR
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