Night Crumbs

April 11, 2023 / Posted by:

Convicted scammer Elizabeth Holmes is due to begin serving her 11-year prison sentence on April 27. But she’s been trying to delay her prison check-in by arguing that until her appeal is decided, she should be allowed to remain free so that she can be with her two young children (a son she gave birth to right before her September 2021 trial and a second child she gave birth to after her November 2022 sentencing). A judge recently shot down Elizabeth’s request to push back the start of her prison sentence. So unless she comes up with something quick, she’ll have to turn herself in later this month. Maybe she’ll get pregnant with another human Try To Get Out Of Jail Free card. Or maybe she’ll switch things up. Since Amanda Seyfried did such a good job at playing the fallen Queen of Theranos on the Hulu series The Dropout, maybe Elizabeth will invite Amanda to meet her outside of the prison on April 27. Then when Amanda shows up, Elizabeth will be hiding in the crowd and scream in a voice different from her other two voices, “There’s Elizabeth Holmes! Grab her!” As Amanda is dragged into prison, the real Elizabeth Holmes will gleefully skip off to sweet, sweet freedomĀ  – CBS

Ariana Grande had words for those who concern-trolled her about her weight and speculated about her health after recent pap pictures of her got a lot of attention – Just Jared

Prepare yourself for a 90-Day Fiance and The White Lotus crossover, as well as a show called The Property Brothers Go To Westeros, because Warner Bros. is set to officially announce its merging of HBO Max and Discovery Plus into one streaming service. They plan to call it “Max.” On that note, Max Headroom better call his lawyers now because he’s the only TV trick named Max we recognize! – The Verge

Want a cute free Cameo from Paul Rudd? Oh, it’s simple, just be a world-famous action star who survived getting run over by a snow plow. See? Easy! – SOW

Messy Don Lemon stays messy – Pajiba

Just yesterday, in this same space, I typed words about how Amanda Bynes may soon leave the hospital after she was put on a 5150 hold three weeks ago. Well, “soon” was sooner than I thought because she’s out of the hospital now – Entertainment Tonight

Here’s the trailer for The Mother, a movie where (brace yourself for a major plot twist) Jennifer Lopez does not appear in a wedding dress at all. I think. – Variety

While some think that TMI Queen of Daytime Kelly Ripa should Botox her mouth shut, she’s instead Botoxing her forehead, neck, and armpits – Celebitchy

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