Night Crumbs
Seen above working a onesie made from the 70s wallpaper your auntie had in her kitchen for decades, Kelsea Ballerini hit at the country’s anti-drag laws while performing her song If You Go Down (I’m Goin’ Down To) at the CMT Awards. Kelsea brought out a gaggle of RuPaul’s Drag Race queens (Manila Luzon, Jan Sport, Olivia Lux, and Kennedy Davenport), and they all performed in front of a rainbow flag backdrop. The FCC and CMT definitely got a billion THINK OF THE CHILDREN complaints over this, but I’m sure some even called 911. “Hello, 911? This is an emergency! Chesly Ballerinas is pushing the gay agenda on live TV! Oh, sweet Jesus, my grandson just tapped his foot to her song. It’s giving him a case of twinkle toes and turning him into a homersexual before my very eyes. Lock her up now!” – The A.V. Club
Meanwhile, a real crime was committed at the CMT Awards last night when Gwen Stefani showed up looking like a lazy Robert Palmer impersonator whose legs are getting attacked by giant woolly bear caterpillars – Entertainment Tonight
Just seven years after Disney’s Moana was released, it has been announced that they’re doing a live-action remake starring its original stars, The Rock and Auli’i Cravhalo. As for why Disney is doing this, I’m guessing the answers are: money and The Rock has some serious shit on Mickey Mouse – Gizmodo
AMC+’s Interview with the Vampire series is getting a new Claudia. The show’s original Claudia, Bailey Bass, had to leave for a “variety of unforeseen circumstances.” Bailey is in the Avatar sequels, so she probably had to hang up her Claudia fangs for good since she’ll be busy filming Avatar 4 and Avatar 5 for the next 753 years – Celebitchy
You won’t find shampoo or soap anywhere near Joker: Folie à Deux, but you will find the first movie’s greatest character, The Stairs, because it’s back – OMG Blog
Elon Musk changed the Twitter bird logo to the Dogecoin Dog, and honestly, at this point, the Dogecoin Dog would probably make a better Twitter CEO than him – Just Jared
In Ben Affleck’s newest commercial for Dunkin’, he gets mistaken for Matt Damon by Dunkin’ employees. Please, that commercial obviously runs on LIES. Because we all know that whenever Ben strolls up to a Dunkin’, the employees immediately roll out the orange royal carpet for him and scatter Munchkins at his feet before hooking up their king to an IV drip filled with Dunkin’ coffee – Lainey Gossip
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