Night Crumbs
While hawking the Dungeons & Dragons movie on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, Hugh Grant complained about how nowadays actors no longer fall in love and have sex with each other while filming a movie together. So I guess Hugh Grant is the only living being on earth who didn’t hear about the Don’t Worry Darling drama. Hugh weirdly thinks that the reason why co-star humping has gone extinct is because of cell phones. Hugh said, “All of that stopped because of telephones. Everyone goes home and looks at Twitter. It’s so sad.” Um, more like all of Hugh’s co-stars go off to do each other but tell him they’re going home to look at Twitter. And we get it, Hugh, you’re just mad because one of the dragons didn’t want to fuck you – Insider
Is a double dose of Rachel Weisz enough to get you to watch Amazon’s Dead Ringers series that doesn’t involve David Cronenberg at all? That IS the question – Pajiba
Ed Sheeran doesn’t need glowing album reviews (and he doesn’t get them) to sell millions upon millions of albums, but he still thinks that we don’t need music critics anymore. Don’t worry, Ed, I don’t need a music critic to tell me that your latest song is going to give my ears a case of the mehs – Jezebel
Kourtney Kardashian posted what is obviously a staged pic of a bunch of food covering a bathroom floor and toilet. She posted it since OH SO EDGY and OH SO DIRTY is her brand now. People made a big deal about it, but honestly, I’m more concerned that Pimp Mama Kris used that tub to bathe in the blood of the virgins she sacrificed to her king Satan and she didn’t drain it afterward. Rude! – Celebitchy
Drew Barrymore reunited with her Ever After stepsisters, Melanie Lynskey and Megan Dodds, to celebrate the movie’s 25th anniversary. The only bad thing I have to say about this is that the first words out of Melanie’s mouth weren’t, “I’m only here for the food.” – SOW
Rihanna posted her “drive-thru” meal, and obviously, in rich people talk, “drive-thru” means “curbside pick-up from a fancy restaurant” – Lainey Gossip
In news of sadness, Paul O’Grady (aka Lily Savage), entertainer, activist, and iconic British drag queen, died unexpectedly but peacefully in his sleep at 67. Rest in peace, Paul O’Grady – Queerty
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