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It’s been almost a year since Shakira and Gerard Piqué split, and he turned his side piece, Clara Chia Marti, into his main piece. Gerard is talking about the break-up now, and you won’t find him shedding one tear over the demise of his relationship with the mother of his two children over his cheating ways. Because trick doesn’t give a fuck! During an interview with Spanish publication El País, Gerard declared that he’s “very happy” and that “I keep doing what I want. The day I die, I will look back and hope I have always done what I wanted.” And if that’s not enough, he said that he wants to be “faithful” to himself. That sounds like something out of a TED Talk sponsored by AshleyMadison.com. If his wandering peen could high-five him for that interview, it would. And all the shameless cheaters of the world better bow down to Gerard Piqué because he is your Jesus now – Jezebel
Speaking of cheaters… The ho stroll’s couple of the moment, Amy Robach and TJ Holmes, are reportedly still trying to sell a talk show hosted by them. So far, major networks like CBS and CNN have passed on the pitch, and a source says it’s because “nobody is going to watch them. America does not like adulterers.” Um, okay, but America has voted cheaters into office before. But maybe Amy and TJ’s people are pitching their show all wrong. They should sell it by saying, “Think of what the ratings will be when Amy and TJ’s relationship implodes on live TV after the lust wears off.” I mean, Andy Cohen’s tip would get moist from that sentence alone – Lainey Gossip
Stars – They’re just like us! They annoy their little dogs with drunken kissy messiness. Goldie Hawn knows what I’m talking about! – OMG Blog
Poetic Justice is not only a movie where Janet Jackson says, “Do you wanna smell my punani?” but it’s also what actor Ahmed Best must be feeling today. Because after playing the much-hated Jar Jar Binks, Ahmed was back in the Star Wars universe playing a Jedi in The Mandalorian – Kotaku
The Succession bromance between Cousin Greg (Nicholas Braun) and Tom (Matthew Macfadyen) lives on after the cameras turn off – Celebitchy
During an interview on Justin Long’s podcast, Adam Goldberg talked about a messy on-and-off past relationship with someone who dumped him in the car on their way home from him picking her up at the airport (that should be illegal, honestly). Adam didn’t name names, but he was probably talking about Christina Ricci. And after reading him go off about this messy relationship, my only thought was, “What did their dog Sheriff have to say about this?” – Pajiba
“Hello, welcome to the Sidetitty + Dickey Collar Cafe, my name is Florence Pugh, and I’ll be your server tonight” – Tom + Lorenzo
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