Night Crumbs

March 15, 2023 / Posted by: Michael K

About a week ago, it was announced that Queen of Coastal Grandmothers and Rich White Lady Kitchens, Nancy Meyers, would direct a mega-budgeted rom-com for Netflix starring Scarlett Johansson, Michael Fassbender, Penelope Cruz, and Owen Wilson. But bad news for the makers of cream-colored cable knit sweaters, Netflix has canceled the movie over budget woes. Netflix wanted the budget to be no more than $130 million, but Nancy insisted on it being $150 million, with $80 million going to the main cast alone ($80 million for THAT cast?! Price check, please!). $150 million may sound like a lot for a rom-com with no CGI effects or anything, but this is a Nancy Meyers rom-com we’re talking about. The extra $20 million that Nancy wanted was probably for the kitchen set alone. Actually, let me correct myself since I just looked at the prices of fucking refrigerators. The extra $20 million that Nancy wanted was probably for the kitchen appliances alone. There, that makes more sense now – Lainey Gossip

After already denying using Ozempic several times, Kyle Richards is still going on about it and has entered “the Ozempichead doth protest too much, methinks” territory – Celebitchy

March 15, 2023, is the day that I barely found out that legendary master of filth, John Waters, had the gender-neutral bathrooms at the Baltimore Art Museum named after him. Truly, what an honor it would be to drop a caca in a John Waters shit can! – OMG Blog

Panty Creamer of the Day: Aaron Taylor-Johnson serving nipples, cum gutters, and Sun-In’d locks in ads for Calvin Klein – WoW Report

Freddie Prinze, Jr. says he was terrorized by a crazed madman on the set of I Know What You Did Last Summer, and it wasn’t that Gorton’s Fisherman from HELL. It was allegedly the movie’s director Jim Gillespie – Pajiba

Ticketmaster has gone and done it by making already depressed The Cure fans even more depressed with their extra ticket fees – Uproxx

Brooke Shields reveals that she was sexually assaulted by a Hollywood executive when she was in her 20s, and she’s angrier about it now than she was then – HuffPo

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