Night Crumbs

March 15, 2023 / Posted by:

About a week ago, it was announced that Queen of Coastal Grandmothers and Rich White Lady Kitchens, Nancy Meyers, would direct a mega-budgeted rom-com for Netflix starring Scarlett Johansson, Michael Fassbender, Penelope Cruz, and Owen Wilson. But bad news for the makers of cream-colored cable knit sweaters, Netflix has canceled the movie over budget woes. Netflix wanted the budget to be no more than $130 million, but Nancy insisted on it being $150 million, with $80 million going to the main cast alone ($80 million for THAT cast?! Price check, please!). $150 million may sound like a lot for a rom-com with no CGI effects or anything, but this is a Nancy Meyers rom-com we’re talking about. The extra $20 million that Nancy wanted was probably for the kitchen set alone. Actually, let me correct myself since I just looked at the prices of fucking refrigerators. The extra $20 million that Nancy wanted was probably for the kitchen appliances alone. There, that makes more sense now – Lainey Gossip

After already denying using Ozempic several times, Kyle Richards is still going on about it and has entered “the Ozempichead doth protest too much, methinks” territory – Celebitchy

March 15, 2023, is the day that I barely found out that legendary master of filth, John Waters, had the gender-neutral bathrooms at the Baltimore Art Museum named after him. Truly, what an honor it would be to drop a caca in a John Waters shit can! – OMG Blog

Panty Creamer of the Day: Aaron Taylor-Johnson serving nipples, cum gutters, and Sun-In’d locks in ads for Calvin Klein – WoW Report

Freddie Prinze, Jr. says he was terrorized by a crazed madman on the set of I Know What You Did Last Summer, and it wasn’t that Gorton’s Fisherman from HELL. It was allegedly the movie’s director Jim GillespiePajiba

Ticketmaster has gone and done it by making already depressed The Cure fans even more depressed with their extra ticket fees – Uproxx

Brooke Shields reveals that she was sexually assaulted by a Hollywood executive when she was in her 20s, and she’s angrier about it now than she was then – HuffPo

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