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The Road House remake that nobody wants or needs is actually happening. And at UFC 285 in Las Vegas over the weekend, the remake’s star Jake Gyllenhaal brought out his nipples, cum gutters, and his sex lines (aka V muscle) to shoot scenes for the movie as his character Dalton. In the remake, Dalton is a former UFC fighter who takes a job as a bouncer at a roadhouse in the Florida Keys, so the scenes shot over the weekend were probably for flashbacks. And during the scenes, Jake as Dalton yells at his UFC opponent during the weigh-in. Oh, Jake, if you’re going to yell at someone, you need to yell at whoever told you that doing this Road House remake was a good idea. While you’re at it, yell at whoever told you to do Prince of Persia, too – Pajiba
Well, it looks like 43-year-old Matthew Lawrence and 52-year-old Chilli from TLC are still in the coochmatization/dickmatization phase of their new love because he says they’re already talking about making babies together – Celebitchy
While dressed like a colorblind English professor at a liberal arts college (or like an unmasked Scooby-Doo villain), David Beckham joined his family, including Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz, for a little “see, we don’t hate each other” walk on the pap stroll – Lainey Gossip
After being off Today for a long minute, Hoda Kotb has returned and explained that she was away because her 3-year-old daughter was in the ICU for over a week. Thankfully, Hoda’s daughter is home now, so Hoda can get back to work and back to pretend-crushing on Blake Shelton (as I scream, “Stop, please, Hoda, stop!”) – Just Jared
Because nothing is sacred, Robert Townsend says that Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion want to star in a remake of B*A*P*S – LoveBScott
Even though Easter dinner is still over a month away, Cate Blanchett decided to bring the hamminess early at the Independent Spirit Awards by getting ~wacky~ with Aubrey Plaza and serving prom date pose hotness with Michelle Yeoh – Tom + Lorenzo
Pour out some EVOO (actually don’t because that shit’s expensive); The Rachael Ray Show is ending after 17 seasons because Rachael Ray has “evolved from the talk show format production” and wants to focus on her other projects. The last time I checked in on The Rachael Ray Show was during quarantine, and she and her husband looked like two confused and drunken drifters who accidentally wandered into a stranger’s house, so yeah, I don’t think she’s lying when she says she’s over the talk show format – Deadline
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