Night Crumbs
Pour out your bong water for Kevin Smith’s break-up with weed. Kevin wrote on Instagram that he put down the blunt for good five weeks ago, and he’s now more present in the head than he has been in a decade. So Kevin’s stoner life days are behind him, and he’s not going back. I would say that this news should make the entire good shit industry crumble into a pile of weed ash, but they’ve still got Snoop Dogg, Willie Nelson, and Seth Rogen. But if Kevin ever publicly announces that he’s done with wearing jorts and half-moon forehead windows (aka backward caps), the jorts and cap industry would never survive! – Pajiba
As Riley Keough does press for the Daisy Jones & The Six series, her publicist is apparently telling journalists to keep their mouths shut when it comes to her memaw Priscilla Presley’s legal fight against her over her late mother Lisa Marie Presley’s estate. Makes sense since that whole thing is a sad mess and a legal situation that’s still going on. But Riley’s publicist should also warn journalists that if they do bring it up, they’ll be punished by having to listen to Austin Butler once again explain his “process” of playing Elvis – Celebitchy
One of Tina Fey’s muses, Busy Phillipps, will play the Queen of the Cool Moms, Mrs. George, in the movie version of the Mean Girls musical. There’s no release date for that movie yet, but Busy better hope that it doesn’t come out during awards season because that’ll mess with her seasonal job of being Michelle Williams‘ awards show date – Just Jared
The teaser trailer for Disney’s newest Haunted Mansion movie is out, and it features a little look at Jamie Lee Curtis as Madame Leota. And I guess before Madame Leota’s head ended up in a crystal ball, she was really into cosplaying as Padmé Amidala – The A.V. Club
It looks like Leonardo DiCatchAHo did a little window shopping for a new model girlfriend at all the Fashion Weeks – Lainey Gossip
The toxic disaster between Ray J and his on-and-off-and-on-again wife, Princess Love, lives on because he’s called off their divorce again – Complex
Broadway’s Funny Girl revival will close on September 3, and its star Lea Michele will stay til the end. So now Barbara Streisand knows that on September 4th, she’ll finally get some peace because that’s when the Hedy to her Allie, Lea Michele, will stop bothering her to go see Funny Girl!– SOW
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