Night Crumbs
Not to be outdone by Nick Cannon’s prolific jizz, Jude Law has apparently made himself a SEVENTH child. 50-year-old Jude and his 35-year-old wife Phillipa Coan have reportedly welcomed their second kid together. That brings the grand total of Jude’s child army to seven with four different mothers. But Nick’s balls are probably thinking, “amateur,” since Nick’s still got Jude beat with 12 kids. So if Jude wants to ever overtake Nick, he and his jizz better get back to baby-making work… as the uteruses of the world cry in fear of that baby-off and send cease and desists to Jude and Nick’s parts – Extra
Brad Pitt’s piece, Ines de Ramon, has met most of the child army, got flowers from him on Valentine’s Day, and has begun legal proceedings to divorce her husband, Paul Wesley. So their love is moving along. And since Brad and Ines’ love is obviously genuine and not the work of a PR team, they will definitely be together forever, and soon she’ll be legally free to marry the middle-aged man who insists on still wearing bucket hats and will be involved in a legal tussle with his ex for the rest of his days – Celebitchy
The eye-rolling muscles of Kaitlan Collins and Poppy Harlow may get a workout soon since their co-worker Don Lemon will return to their CNN morning show after he got dragged for his bullshit “women in their prime” comments – Pajiba
A year after Da Brat married Da Bride (aka her wife Judy Dupart) on 2/22/22, she announced that she’s pregnant with Da Baby at 48 – People
Even though it looks like Mindhunter is only shot in a busted basement and an elevator, it’s apparently (in the voice of Snobby Saleswoman #2) very expensive for Netflix, and that’s the reason why there won’t be a third season of it – The A.V. Club
Avril Lavigne may have gone from a Sk8r Boi to a R3po Boi because she and Tyga have been hanging out together, and some think they’re a thing. Well, if they are, I’m sure Tyga is really romancing Avril by whispering sweet-nothings into her ear like, “Um, can I borrow some money?” – HipHopDX
Meanwhile, outside of Good Morning America, Michael B. Jordan served “80s Mary Kay independent beauty consultant” glamour by working a double-breasted red suit – Lainey Gossip
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