Night Crumbs
Don Lemon burped up an “apology” after he said on his ratings-challenged CNN morning show that women are in their “prime” in their 20s, 30s, and “maybe 40s.” Don spit up that nugget of stupid while talking with his co-hosts about presidential candidate Nikki Haley’s suggestion that politicians over 75 should “undergo mandatory mental competency tests.” And Don either decided to let us know that he can still mouth-fart up dumb crap, or he’s saying dumb crap so that CNN can finally put him out of his misery by shit-canning his morning show – Pajiba
Austin Butler’s Oscar campaign took him to Hot Ones, and not even Lucifer’s pre-cum (aka hot sauce) could completely knock his Elvis voice from his mouth – Lainey Gossip
The anti-vax Susan Powter, Evangeline Lillly, would like you to know that she turned down Joss Whedon’s Wonder Woman – Celebitchy
What in “hipster Little Bo-Beep becoming the ringmaster of The Dirndl Circus” HELL is Kristen Stewart wearing? – Tom + Lorenzo
Chelsea Handler admitted that she had dinner at Jeffrey Epstein’s house and said Woody Allen was there. Now, if some of us found ourselves in Epstein’s lair along with Woody Allen, we’d probably think, “Did I miss the part where I died and ended up in Hell’s HELL?” Chelsea didn’t think that but she claims she made Woody spit his cobbler out by asking him how he met Soon-Yi – Just Jared
Two cast members from the original Mean Girls movie will reprise their roles in the film version of the musical. Sadly for us, one of the original cast members is not Amy Poehler. And sadly for Lindsay Lohan’s bank accounts, one of the original cast members is not Lindsay Lohan either – The Hollywood Reporter
There’s a rumor that Bad Bunny made out with Kendall Jenner at a club. To which I say, RUUUN HOOOOP, Bad Bunny, HOOOOOP! – Cosmopolitan
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