Night Crumbs

February 15, 2023 / Posted by: Michael K

The newest teaser for Disney’s live-action The Little Mermaid movie features an extra dark shot of Melissa McCarthy’s eyes in Urusula drag. Screen brightness buttons are working overtime today because I had to hit mine a dozen times to be able to see Melissa. Maybe Disney is like us and wants to forget that they made the boring choice of casting Melissa McCarthy as Ursula. And others are complaining about how dull the colors in the trailer are and how it looks like Halle Bailey’s Ariel is swimming in a sink full of dingy dishwater. Well, I’m guessing Mickey Mouse is using the live-action Little Mermaid movie to give his commentary on ocean pollution – The A.V. Club

Vanity Fair’s annual Hollywood Issue is out, and I would be spending time wondering, “What is Selena Gomez doing on there?“, but I’m too busy focused on Ana de Armas doing The Most as usual – Lainey Gossip

What in Billie Eilish on a budget HELL is Brad Pitt wearing? – Celebitchy

Anthony Michael Hall has announced that he’s going to be a daddy for the first time at 54 because his 32-year-old wife, Lucia Hall, is pregnant. And, amazingly, Anthony was okay enough to pose for a pregnancy shoot for People Magazine. Because you’d think he’d be in a puddle of exhaustion from seriously racking his brain while coming up with a name for his unborn son (he’s planning on naming the baby Michael Anthony Hall the II) – People

The newest trailer for Daisy Jones & The Six is out, and it’s making me want to go back and fill my ears with the audiobook instead of watching the show – Pajiba

Keanu Reeves doesn’t like deepfakes. Do you hear that, creepy Keanu Reeves deepfake that terrorizes TikTok? – The Hollywood Reporter

Today in Get That Skeletor Money, Bitch: 54-year-old Marc Anthony’s fourth wife, 23-year-old Nadia Ferreira, is pregnant with his seventh child – Just Jared

Colonel Sanders has done it this time by killing off Popcorn Chicken! Fuck, KFC, for that. And yes, I type that as someone who hasn’t bought Popcorn Chicken since the early-aughts – The Takeout

Pic: Disney

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